Beards of Denver

We found Matt while enjoying some delicious brew at the Denver Beer Co. He was serenading the suds while on tour in Denver this past weekend. When asked if we could present his lovely beard to millions (millions) of online viewers, he said (in the best Knoxville accent you can think up) “but this beard’s not from Denver, it’s from Tennessee”. We told him beards that are just passing through are also worth celebrating. You can check out his sweet music at http://www.therealmattwoods.com. Don’t ever let anyone get near his beard with a pair of scissors, Matt said that like Samson, he holds all of his strength and talent in his beard. Rock on, Shemesh.

We’d like to introduce you to the man teaching the future beards of tomorrow—this is Micheal, a kindergarten teacher. Yep, how jealous are you that you didn’t have a teacher like this raging bearded fool? We certainly are! Micheal came to denver from Michigan and says that he really loves the volume of his beard. Get loud, teacher man.

Nicolas K….nice work, my fair feathered friend. Those beautiful locks perfectly compliment your kick ass beard. Nicolas is a big fan of function. He told us that not only does he appreciate the warmth that his beard provides to his face like a soft blankie, but that his beard is also there to aid in a possible pocketless situation. He can hide anything in that nest—pulled out a couple of cigs to demonstrate for us last night. We’ll know where to search next time we loose something.

Thank God we have a photo to document that this sweet beard hunk really exists. Friends of BofD, meet Jim. What a treat to see this beard out on a Friday night. He’s a Denver native and has been growing his beard since birth. He told us that his beard really just “gives him something to do”—-and that approximately 8-10 women per week come up to touch his face. Oh, and he wanted us to mention that he’s into charity work, mustache rides are always free. Thanks, Jim!