We met this bearded concert goer at the Bluebird last weekend. This newlywed wears his adorable Ozzy shirt in an effort to ward off beard adoring women. He loves his beard because he “can hide stuff in it”, he loves his wife because she “pets him like a cat until he falls asleep at night”. Thank you for your honestly, bearded Tally.
This guy is really sexy.
I recognize that beard lol