You know you’re going to have an awesome pie eating experience if this beard has anything to do with it. We had the pleasure of meeting Brian at Kaos Pizza last weekend. He’s been growing this burly beard for the past 2 1/2 years. When we asked what his bearded beauty secrets were, he immediately took out a comb from his back pocket and showed us his dread prevention. He also only uses Aveda products on his locks. He enjoys the different colors that his beard displays—and he also likes that people often mistake him for Fidel Castro. Liberty for beards or death!
I bet he wins lots of arm wrestling competitions
i happen to know first hand that brian uses three penis wine to enhance his verility and beard growth. in case your wondering the three penises are deer, bird, and human.
I want this man to father my children, my hairy hairy children.
If Yosemite Sam, Popeye and Castro were mixed together on a pizza pie, this is what it would look like. Tasty!
i heard that brian has a surgical procedure where he removed all of his body hair and had it transplanted onto his face.
I’m pretty sure this guy goes by “uncle tickle” and is wanted by the FBI….